10 film and TV titles if they were written for parents
1. Kid Game
A drama involving very poor and tired parents having to relentlessly play children’s games over and over until they die.
2. Mission: Impossible - Out Out
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to try and organise a night out. Out.
3. Solo: A Fictitious Toileting Story
Through a series of daring escapades deep within a dark and dangerous criminal underworld, Han manages to go to the toilet alone without his children.
An animated buddy cop comedy investigating the eternal mystery of why a child will poo only immediately after changing to a clean nappy.
5. The Summer of Pram
During the summer of 1977, a baby keeps all of New York City on edge with a series of brutal tantrums.
6. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the P***
After years of control, parents thought that they had avoided all toileting incidents. Little did they know, it would come back with a vengeance.
7. Push Hour
When a mother is in labour, she must team up with Carter, a loud-mouthed father-to-be. Distinctive birthing suggestions and cultural differences cause issues in the labour ward.
8. 101 Damn Questions
Parents attempt to rescue their sanity from Cruella De Kid, an insane child, who wants to use her questions to abduct what is left of the braincells of her parents.
9. No Time to Die
James has left active parental service and is enjoying a tranquil life in post-bed time routine. His peace is short-lived when his oldest child, Felix, turns up asking for help to wipe his bottom. There is no time do anything, never mind die which would be a welcome relief.
10. Wider Man – Far From Hench
Peter, the friendly neighbourhood super-parent, faces several destructive food choices whilst protecting his young children from imminent death on a near hourly basis. Before long, he realises his dad bod has taken control and it is the biggest battle he will ever face.
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