20 songs titles if they were written for parents

7 Aug 2017

 

 

 

1. Jay-Z - 99 Problems (And All Children Related)


2. The Police - Every Breath You Take (Best Be a Silent One)

 

3. Gerry and the Pacemakers – You'll Never Walk (or Pee) Alone 

 

4. Pulp – Disco 2000 (Is The Last Time I Remember Going Out Out) 

 

5. The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Nappy Day 

 

6. Katrina & The Waves – I'm Walking On Sunshine (And Lego And Biscuit Crumbs And…) 

 

7. The Beatles - All You Need Is Love (and Calpol) 

 

8. 50 Cent – 21 Questions (He's Asked In The Last Five Minutes!) 

 

9. Ella Fitzgerald – Everytime We Say Goodbye (You Wake Up Again, GO TO SLEEP!) 

 

10. Brandy & Monica - The Toy Is Mine  

 

11. Gladys Knight & The Pips – He's Teething On The Midnight Train to Georgia 

 

12. Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud (Will Result In Social Services Coming Around) 

 

13. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (So Stop Doing Peekaboo Mummy, You're Only Letting Yourself Down)

 

14. The Communards - Don't Wean Me This Way           

 

15. Liam Payne Ft. Quavo – Strip That Down (The Baby's Shat On It) 

 

16. Iggy Pop – Lust for Wipes 

 

17. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone (EVER) 

 

18. Elton John – I'm Still Standing (But I'm Dead Inside)  

 

19. The Prodigy - Tiredmartyr

 

20. Beatles – Help!

 

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