20 songs titles if they were written for parents

7 Aug 2017




1. Jay-Z - 99 Problems (And All Children Related)

2. The Police - Every Breath You Take (Best Be a Silent One)


3. Gerry and the Pacemakers – You'll Never Walk (or Pee) Alone 


4. Pulp – Disco 2000 (Is The Last Time I Remember Going Out Out) 


5. The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Nappy Day 


6. Katrina & The Waves – I'm Walking On Sunshine (And Lego And Biscuit Crumbs And…) 


7. The Beatles - All You Need Is Love (and Calpol) 


8. 50 Cent – 21 Questions (He's Asked In The Last Five Minutes!) 


9. Ella Fitzgerald – Everytime We Say Goodbye (You Wake Up Again, GO TO SLEEP!) 


10. Brandy & Monica - The Toy Is Mine  


11. Gladys Knight & The Pips – He's Teething On The Midnight Train to Georgia 


12. Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud (Will Result In Social Services Coming Around) 


13. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (So Stop Doing Peekaboo Mummy, You're Only Letting Yourself Down)


14. The Communards - Don't Wean Me This Way           


15. Liam Payne Ft. Quavo – Strip That Down (The Baby's Shat On It) 


16. Iggy Pop – Lust for Wipes 


17. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone (EVER) 


18. Elton John – I'm Still Standing (But I'm Dead Inside)  


19. The Prodigy - Tiredmartyr


20. Beatles – Help!


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